Wednesday, March 12, 2008

SPAM as Spoken Word

The cast....

Jenifer Grubbs and Luitpold Tarwater (intrepid reporters)
August Freudenburg (the absent-minded reporter)
Bartholomew Cordova (time-traveler)
Gladwyn Barreto (the hit-man)
Brock Bradshaw (the quarterback)
Luke Lathan (man about town)
Toby Cain (the "other man")
Dylan Potts (the struggling musician)
Bruno Colbert and Jake Martin (from the Motor-Cycle gang)
Simon Frye (wealthy financier)
Barton Bellamy (his driver)
Cooper Adams (anchorman)
Cornelia Neri (daughter of the prophesizer)
Gustavo Wolf (of the German Secret Police)
Young Beard (the hero)
and introducing...
Mitchel Starks (the autistic boy nobody notices)

6 comments:

Pat said...

Excellent.

Dan said...

My favorite is Young Beard. I'm going to lobby for the role, though I may not be youthful or robust-looking enough.

Pat said...

You're certainly hairy enough.

Gibby seems like either the Quarterback or the Man about Town.

CF Bear could be His Driver if Gibby were the Wealthy Financier, but that doesn't seem right. Maybe CF Bear is the Quarterback or possibly the "Other Man".

I'd lobby for the Time Traveler or possibly Gustavo Wolf.

C.F. Bear said...

Sorry guys I don't have a reference for this post. I am clueless here.

Dan said...

No reference point necessarily required, but these are "people" from whom I got spam over the past couple of months.

My theatre group has been tossing around the idea of a company-produced piece ever since the artistic director, Jeff, got a piece of spam with the subject line, "Tired of masturbate?"

C.F. Bear said...

That should be the title of your play. :)