Wednesday, June 21, 2006

He Lives!

Rip Van Johnson awakens from a nearly 3-month sleep.

Glad to have you back in the fold, if back to stay ye are.

8 comments:

Pat said...

I half expected him to have moved on to some other 'cooler' technology.

He brought us blogs, and now that blogs are so passe, 'fuck blogs, I'm totally into blideo' or whatever.

Dan said...

He's been busy exploring the frontiers of a new internet technology called Free Porn.

Pat said...

Butt, of course.

Or is that T-Clog? Actually, I may now understand why he doesn't have the internet at home. The apple, the snake, and a whole bucket of shit.

Dan said...

I probably shouldn't say this but....I can just picture that painting of grandma, now recoiling in disgust and horror, lightly poop splattered.

Sorry, Stephen (& the rest of the world). And extremely inside joke.

Pat said...

Not sure I want it known that I'm part of that sort of inside joke.

That was 7 levels of hell inside.

The man's off for the summer.

Stephen Cummings said...

I embrace that, given the time lag, most jokes will be inside. Actually, a poop-splattered picture of Grandma sounds funny in some context.

Pat said...

That comment really got me to laughing.

Shit Splattered Picture of Grandma could be an album title, or a band name.

Stephen Cummings said...

Oh, it's a band name, absolutely. After a little exposure, Shit Splattered Picture of Grandma could call themselves SSPG, to allow for airplay.