Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Well, Add it to the List...

Yet another thing that the rest of the world seems to get that I just don't quite: beard trimming. About a month and a half of beard growth once again down the shitter as I tried again (and unsuccessfully, again) to trim my beard and make it a little neater. The combination of unkempt beard and unruly hair was starting to make me look like the lead singer to Phish.

For me, the attempt is like trying to bite a cookie into a circle. I keep trimming and trimmnig and trimming and trimming, trying to get it right; and end up with no beard at all.

On a side note, resolution ammended.

4 comments:

Aaron said...

Using an epilady may have been your mistake.

C.F. Bear said...

You need a flowbee! A uniform cut everytime.

Pat said...

Do you have a guard on your trimmer?

Sort of like a flow bee, but without the vacuum to clean up after you.

Dan said...

Something tells me my wirey, bristly growth would have twisted the blades of an Epilady ala the sword of Don Quixote.

Flowbee? Sounds gay.