Sharon, having been interrupted for the last time, if Dan knows what is good for him, from her in-home hair appointment, demands to know why, oh why, won't Dan just call a proper mason. Because, really, that is a shitty excuse for a wall if ever she has seen one. And would he please take that stupid fucking mask off. It stopped being funny a month ago.
Mississippi River Fest (or whatever it's called - Old Home Days - something like that).
Sharon's playing the river, and you (or some other dude) are the Culligan Man.
I really can't make heads or tales of the Brad Pitt part of this, other than perhaps as a way to hide the identity of someone other than you. For if it was you, your actual face would be featured prominently.
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Sharon, having been interrupted for the last time, if Dan knows what is good for him, from her in-home hair appointment, demands to know why, oh why, won't Dan just call a proper mason. Because, really, that is a shitty excuse for a wall if ever she has seen one. And would he please take that stupid fucking mask off. It stopped being funny a month ago.
Hard to top that...
Brad Pitt surprises Angelina Jolie in her cocoon, explaining a lot, but creating a deep rift in their relationship.
"Fricking medicine head. If only there was a fairy to make it go away."
"Funny you should say that... (poof)..."
Aaron: Wild theory, bad guess, but closest so far.
PMix: not as wild as Aaron, nor as funny as Stephen. But solid.
Stephen: Funny!
ok, you bunch of yucksters. Somebody's got to step up to the plate and actually cobble together something reality-based.
Mississippi River Fest (or whatever it's called - Old Home Days - something like that).
Sharon's playing the river, and you (or some other dude) are the Culligan Man.
I really can't make heads or tales of the Brad Pitt part of this, other than perhaps as a way to hide the identity of someone other than you. For if it was you, your actual face would be featured prominently.
ok - good job.
Sharon. And not me. And yes, the river thing.
Suck it!
Well, I thought that was obvious. Honestly thought you were having a captioning contest...
oh, sorry. Wasn't sure what people knew about Heritage Day and whatnot.
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