Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Using Your Best Deductive Reasoning Capabilities...

Please Explain...

9 comments:

Aaron said...

Sharon, having been interrupted for the last time, if Dan knows what is good for him, from her in-home hair appointment, demands to know why, oh why, won't Dan just call a proper mason. Because, really, that is a shitty excuse for a wall if ever she has seen one. And would he please take that stupid fucking mask off. It stopped being funny a month ago.

Pat said...

Hard to top that...

Brad Pitt surprises Angelina Jolie in her cocoon, explaining a lot, but creating a deep rift in their relationship.

Stephen Cummings said...

"Fricking medicine head. If only there was a fairy to make it go away."

"Funny you should say that... (poof)..."

Dan said...

Aaron: Wild theory, bad guess, but closest so far.
PMix: not as wild as Aaron, nor as funny as Stephen. But solid.
Stephen: Funny!

ok, you bunch of yucksters. Somebody's got to step up to the plate and actually cobble together something reality-based.

Pat said...

Mississippi River Fest (or whatever it's called - Old Home Days - something like that).

Sharon's playing the river, and you (or some other dude) are the Culligan Man.

I really can't make heads or tales of the Brad Pitt part of this, other than perhaps as a way to hide the identity of someone other than you. For if it was you, your actual face would be featured prominently.

Dan said...

ok - good job.

Sharon. And not me. And yes, the river thing.

Pat said...

Suck it!

Aaron said...

Well, I thought that was obvious. Honestly thought you were having a captioning contest...

Dan said...

oh, sorry. Wasn't sure what people knew about Heritage Day and whatnot.