I would be remiss if I did not mention that we suffered the assholery of a car break-in last weekend.
Having lived 10 years in my current neighborhood as of this August, this is the first time we have experienced any crime upon our property; and, in the big scheme of things, this may have been as the result of me being a bit lazy. I'd finished doing some work in the garage (building some wood storage hanging units from the rafters), and just elected not to park the car in the garage. I left the stereo face on, and come CDs visible in a compartment between the front seat and in a visor sleeve. All of it added up to be, it seems, too irresistable a target for some ne'er-do-well who must've been out wandering in the dark, early hours of the A.M.
When I woke up last Monday morning and went out to the car, the driver's front window had been bashed in. The fool (for fool it was) had knocked out the vent unit above the stereo, but was unable to get the stereo. They had then ripped off the mirror I use to check on the well-being of my children in their carseats, then wrenched off the visor to get the CDs in it (rather then just unvelcro-ing the thing, which would have been easier and probably faster.
Considering they were hell-bent on doing everything in the most destructive manner possible, I incurred a surprisingly small amount of expense in this all. Actually, nothing at all, so far. Glass was totally covered. Vent console popped right back in. Visor has not been replaced, but that'll be pretty cheap at U-Pull-R-Parts, I would think. The only real "loss" (beyond my sense of innocence), was the CDs. Actually, only one pre-recorded CD, and the rest, home recordings.
If it hadn't been for the irreplaceable nature of the home recordings, it'd have made me smile to think of the look on the guy's face when he checked out his haul: Bird of Minnesota double CD set, a recording of the "Versati Scenes" from The Underpants I had for going through my lines, and at least three CDs of me playing acoustic guitar.
Monday, April 21, 2008
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
9 comments:
Good lord! I am sad for you and your trouble. The guy might really like your music. Maybe this event launches your career in the musical arts? Maybe he is a really big fan and seen you many times at your coffee shop?
Sarah's visor broke last year in the 99 Mazda and it cost me 60 dollars and it is not even the same color. They looked all over the country and their was no tan visors anywhere in the US. I could not order a new part because they stoppe making them. How do you stop making parts for a vehicle that was made in 99?
Good luck my friend in getting things replaced.
Thanks for your concern. Having already dealt with most of the nitty gritty, I'm not too concerned about this part of the process.
Oh - I should say - that one time when you were freaked out about parking at my house: turns out you were right!!!
Thanks for stating that point about me being right. Being a worry wart is a curse that I carry with me.
How bad I would feel if when I put my car in your garage your car gets mugged. That would have sucked.
I was being facetious. I know you are a worry wart and -God love you - that was one of the silliest things you have ever done. Refused to park your car on the street in front of my house, and allowed me to pull my car out of the garage so you could park yours in there. Yes, one of the silliest.
I will again remark that this was the first time this has happened in 10 years. As I've often said, I don't live in Utopia, but at least I don't worry about Hurricanes.
The way things are going we might have to worry about earthquakes.
Oh, I know that I was and still am very silly at times. But, you got to love me.
Or insurgents, and the quixotic whims of your neighbor.
I do love you, for all your silliness.
wow! and too bad... wouldn't it be wild..if upon listening to your heart-rending guitar, he is guilted into not only returning your CDs but becoming your personal butler for two years.
If nothing else, that'd be a good premise for a sitcom.
Post a Comment